Posted by: turtlebella | 18 November 2007

More random things about me

This time much more…um…interesting.

  • turtlebella once played rugby by herself. She went undefeated.
  • turtlebella can drown a fish.
  • When God said, “let there be light”, turtlebella said, “say ‘please’.”
  • turtlebella got a perfect score on her SAT’s, simply by writing turtlebella for every answer.
  • turtlebella was once charged with attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges, because turtlebella does not “attempt” murder.
  • turtlebella once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from her autobiography.
  • Count from one to ten. That’s how long it would take turtlebella to kill you…Forty seven times.
  • Rules of fighting: 1) Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don’t bring a gun to a turtlebella fight.
  • turtlebella let the dogs out.
  • Lightning never strikes twice in one place because turtlebella is looking for it.

Get your own funny(?), random facts here.

[via Jane Dark]


Responses

  1. I like the one about you putting God in his place. That seems to be in character, given that he is sort of the ultimate authority figure…

  2. Yes, also it reminds me of the time that Mamita told a cop to say please and when he refused she called him a pig. Yeah, I learned my issues with authority young.

  3. wow. i learned so much from you in this one entry!

  4. Are you scared yet? ;)

  5. …drown a fish?… ‘splainy?

  6. okay, that site is just rediculous.

  7. There’s no way to explain anything … it’s all just too too too odd. People have really weird brains. Thought I would indulge my inner darkness but some of the random facts they came up with were just really weird and not in a good way!!!! ha


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