Posted by: turtlebella | 26 May 2006

That “Have Sex*” post is coming back to nibble on my butt

Funniest google search term yet:

how to have sex

Boy oh boy did they go to the wrong place! If to talk about sex, yes. HOW to have sex? Sorry. I feel bad there’s some clueless young one out there doing a google search about this topic. Do they actually find any answers? Maybe they get to Susie Bright. Go to Susie Bright, young one!


Responses

  1. And now you’ve added another potential search term: “have sex” + “my butt”…

  2. I know…I know. What’s a turtlebella to do. I can only laugh at how disappointed they will be to get me instead of how-tos on that. They can go read Tristan Taormino (who I knew in college, vaguely) for tips.

  3. The poor kid! And as for the future searchers looking for “how to have sex” and “my butt”, they need a copy of the helpful little booklet that got given out to everyone at my university at orientation week this year. It was an illustrated guide on the etiquette of how to be a considerate um… butt-fucker. Had lots of useful tips on how to loosen the other person up, and make sure everyone had a good time. Even came with free condoms and lube. Not entirely sure why it was being handed out to the girls, though…

  4. StyleyGeek- too funny about the pamphlet! Was this actually the university doing that? I miss my college where the sex-positive groups would have done something like that. The university I’m at now much too conservative, as far as I can tell. As far as I can tell from reading Dan Savage there seem to be lots of boyfriends who would like to talk their girlfriends into anal sex so maybe the university didn’t want to discriminate?

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